Oh my god you are perfect and I love you and oh my god

And I love YOU random follower! <3

*pokes with a stick* Is this a trick? I feel like this is a trick...

Ack!

Stop that. 

OMG!!!! So, how have you been? Did you get something done? You look shinier than usual. :)

Ohoho~

Flattery will get you everywhere mister. (◡‿◡✿)

Hello, CC! I was just wondering if there were any male companion cubes? Or just female?
Anonymous

Hmmm… I dunno!

To be honest, I haven’t met many other Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cubes besides myself.
Can metal cubes even have a sex? OMG, What if I’m a boy?! I really don’t know!

Where you at comic-con? i didint see you :( but i saw Ratt Man and he was looking for you!

R-Rattmann? Doug Rattmann? *blushes*

 
Ohhh! Now I feel even worse about not being able to go. </3

From CC with love. <3

Uh… um…

Well that sounds nice. But, I’m a cube. So I cannot. </3 Sniffle!
I can’t eat either, I don’t have a mouth.
I’m not related to Chell, as wonderful as she is. <3
No silly, how embarrassing. /blushhhh/
Only if someone drops me.
With water.
If I did, they would look like this:

 

Also…
*Your. 

My body is ready.

<3!!

Oh hi, pony counterpart! :3

I cried when I saw this, I am fulfilled. <:U <3 <3 <3 MURRY MEEE.

Weeee! I’m gettin’ murried!

D-don’t tell Doug.